To be honest, I have no idea, as we aren’t living in a rural area where chickens and goats roam free. One of our neighbours has recently acquired an adolescent cockerel, or so I hear, but that’s as rural as it gets. I know it’s an adolescent because I’ve never heard it crowing before mid-morning.
So, now that we’ve established my total ignorance about chickens, I can tell you that there are, however, some significant differences around the world in how people cross the road….
In America you would cross a road by car. I understand that in city centres where people do actually walk, it is not acceptable to cross unless there is a green man at the lights, regardless of the amount of traffic.
In France, crossing the road as a pedestrian in a city centre is probably regarded by insurance companies as an extreme sport of the kind likely to send your premiums soaring. French cities do have zebra crossings, but these are really there to suggest to pedestrians the most likely point at which they might like to consider losing a limb and to help the emergency services with speedy collection of body parts and hapless pedestrians.
In the UK, drivers will stop at zebra crossings and most pedestrians will remember what they were taught as children: stop, look, listen. Local authorities employ people whose job it is to go around schools and teach pedestrian classes. At least, they do in Worcestershire, because I have spent a whole morning assisting a lady as she taught a group of 9 year olds how to cross a road. Thankfully there was no test at the end, otherwise my daughter would still be walking to school with L-plates on.
In South Africa, you cross as and when the mood takes you. Only the weak and fearful wait until the road is clear in both directions. The brave and cool go half way, then stand waiting as buses, lorries and taxies miss them by a hair. In South Africa, it is also acceptable and perfectly normal to wander down the side of a three lane highway. And to cross it without the aid of any man-made nonsense like bridges. Very disconcerting to the British driver who has no experience of seeing people moving along the side of motorways. We’re very used to seeing motorway maintenance staff at the side of motorways, but they’re usually not moving.
In Fish Hoek, we have quite a number of roundabouts, or circles, as we call them here. Actually, the road layout in Fish Hoek is quite interesting. We live on Carlton Road. As you drive along Main Road you will see a road called Carlton Road turning off on one side. Logically, you would think that is the place to turn if you want to come and see us, but if you do, you will find it comes to a fairly abrupt end at a T-junction and that the house numbers get nowhere near what you are looking for. That’s because if you want to get to us, you have to turn down Banks Road, which then (at the circle) becomes the other half of Carlton Road. This isn’t the only little local anomaly. The back roads of Fish Hoek are often the place to find perplexed looking motorists who think they have found the road they were looking for, only to discover that this is just half of it. The other half is somewhere else. This could be an oversight on the part of the town planners, but personally I think it is part of a plan to keep outsiders away and deter tourists.
Anyway, the procedure for crossing a road junction with a roundabout-circle is very different here to in the UK. I thought a little diagram might help, using the infamous “Magic Roundabout” in Swindon. The route in blue is the route the British pedestrian would take. The route in red is the South African route. You will see that the blue route includes various points at which the pedestrian stops and assesses the situation. The red route is pretty much straight from start to finish via the most direct possible route. Any stopping points are likely to be half way across the road rather than at any predictable point.
So perhaps the question should be…. how do chickens cross the road? They go round the edge of the roundabouts, because anyone with any guts knows you just go straight through the middle.